25 Oct 1999
I love a magician
She can cut me in half
She can find quarters behind my ear
And make me laugh, one two one two
Is this thing on? Let's assess.
Oh yes, she's the best. There is no contest.

But I must confess that there are times like when
She floats me straight up in the air
Over thirty miles—I don't care.
Well maybe a little it can really stop
You from doing something cause you wonder
Oh, if they'd really drop you.

She simply wiggles her nose
Eliminates all my clothes
Really makes me wonder now
Really makes me wonder now, wonder now

She vanished into thin air
And didn't see why I care
Really makes me wonder
Really makes me wonder now, wonder now

I love a magician, she does things to
Keep me amused like when she sticks
My hair straight up in the air
For the benefit of her stuck-up friends
Well, I think it's funny
But it's a touchy subject

She likes to set me a trap
And makes me come with a clap
Really makes me wonder
Really makes me wonder now, wonder now

She says she can't read my mind
I know she does all the time
Really makes me wonder
Really makes me wonder now wonder now

She simply wriggles her nose
Eliminates all my clothes
Really makes me wonder now
Really makes me wonder now, wonder now

She vanished into thin air
And didn't see why I care
Really makes me wonder
Really makes me wonder now, wonder now

There are times I don't know you at all