THE DISMEMBERMENT PLAN

if you plan on living your life without an once of mercy in your bones
if you've got a checklist and you don't like to talk on the phone
if you are easily let down and rather be left alone

well i know someone just like you
and i know someone you'd be good together
if you just admit it's true
then just like you i know that you would never do

if you think you can't be happy, and people that are are lying
if you think that effort is tacky, you wouldn't want to be caught trying
if you can will yourself out of love and wouldn't want to be caught crying

well i know someone just like you
and i know someone you'd be good together
if you just admit it's true
just like you i know that you would never
i know someone just like you
and i know someone you'd be good together
if you just admit it's true
just like you