THE DISMEMBERMENT PLAN

So, goin' down the Amazon in a red brick boat
Lookin' for some secret treasure
Hot with malaria
And I've got that map upside-down
Well, north, south, east, west, X still marks that spot
And I'm so tired
and if I fell asleep, I might not ever wake up

So I'm goin' down the Amazon in a light pink push-up bra
You won't believe what I just saw
A fully amazing time
And I've got that map upside-down
Well, north, south, east, west, X still marks that spot
And I feel like Young MC
And if I fell asleep, I might not ever wake up
Oh god

A! E! I! O! U! And sometimes Y. (Yeah! Woo! Yeah!)
A! E! I! O! U! And sometimes Y. (Yeah! Woo! Yeah!)
Why? Because people like you! Don't like you!
So, goin' down the Amazon in a light green '57 Chevy
Well, you think that's, um, kind of heavy?
You should read my poetry
And I've been known to read it out loud