THE DISMEMBERMENT PLAN

I don't want to get back into the ring
But I feel like these gloves are glued to knuckles
And  every time I try to stand up for myself
I start to feel my knees start to buckle

One too many blows to the head
Left me for dead, but still I fight on
One too many blows to the head
Left me for dead, but still I fight on

And as I step step step into the ring
I see my opponent, he is 10 feet tall and 500 pounds
This is getting kind of frightening
And as we knock gloves
I say don't you think the mood could use a little less lightenng?
That's when he turns to me and says, and I quote: “Boy, you could use a little less whitening"

One too many blows to the head
Left me for dead, but still I fight on
One too many blows to the head
Left me for dead, but still I fight on

Cos I've got everything I want but I'm losing my mind

One too many blows to the head
Left me for dead, but still I fight on